For Sale: Make my volvo breathe fire! (Profile, HplusSon, Campag, Ritchey)

My car is too smokey and too slow. As such, I've got to move some weight as I don't have any shekels in the piggy bank. Listed below is some stuff I am selling. There are photos, and prices. If you like both of those things, message me and you can have them.

1. Centaur 10 speed carboniom shifters. They work, they have been used, have worn hoods and some scuffing etc on levers. £60
   

2. Ritchey carbon cross forks. Same as these:
   http://www.wiggle.co.uk/ritchey-wcs-ud-carbon-cyclocross-forks/?lang=en&curr=GBP&dest=1&utm_source=pla&utm_medium=base&utm_campaign=uk&kpid=5360366716
   Mine are NOS OEM, and as such are painted black, no decals. Were once, a long time ago £360. Bearing in mind the price on Wiggle, let's say £100
   Provisional sale to Tenderloin

3 H plus son formation face matte black rims, 23h snow flake laced to Profile designs fixed fixed hub. This is a new lacing pattern I have recently been working on, and have finally got it sorted. Not only does it look the part, it improves stiffness, strength and sexual virility by 25%. Putting them up for £185. If you want them built in the rubbish boring 3x pattern, this can be arranged. Let me know...

Where do you get 23h rims and hubs? are they for some specialist application?

Looks like a typo! Considering these are 32h! (yes, I counted the nipples...)

sure the're not 16h seeing as you have 4 eyes?

Those do actually look the bomb! So tempted!

sure the're not 16h seeing as you have 4 eyes?

I closed 3 so I didn't get quadruple vision staring at all the nipples. =]

GLWS.

NO JOKES ON MY SALES THREAD! All prices put up by 10% as everyone seems to be enjoying themselves so much here.

32 hole wheels.

Forks prov. sold. All else still available.

Mmmmmmm nipples.....

64 nipples, yours for £200.

how many downshifts can you do at once with the levers? ie i thub shift or multiple thumb shift? im interested.

1 shift, standard QS inards...

ta, ok ignore the mesage i just sent you. im out

**Forks provisionally sold to Eyebrows.

Price drop on other things**!

Price drop, losers.

Wheels sold, Forks sold, SHIFTERS STILL AVAILABLE! AAAAARRRRRGGGGH!!!