Shit cyclists say...

I saw this shit on facebook and wondered if anyone else is exposed to such muck, if so feel free to share

When people tell you "Oh, you ride a bike? Thats a cool hobby" You tell them "No! Its who I am and I'm a cyclist!"
Cycling isn't a hobbies, its a lifestyle. You choice to ride a bike, you choice where to go, you choice the people you want to ride with, and you choice the style you ride. Riding its great, you just get on your bike and get your music and go...go just about anywhere you want. Yeah I'm not the fastest or have the best bike but I put a lot of effort and time into what I do, that's what makes it a lifestyle. So the choice is yours, I've made mine and I am a Cyclist!

So the question is "Are you a cyclist or a person just trying to get around?

Cycling isn't a lifestyle. It's a spiritual philosophy....

I choice to think that's utter bollards.

"No, it's who I am and I'm a nodder"

Cycling isn't a hobbies, its a lifestyle. You choice to ride a bike, you choice where to go, you choice the people you want to ride with, and you choice the style you ride.

So pretentious... I cycle everyday, it's a hobby because I choose to do it. I don't need too... Just because I let it take over my life doesn't stop it being hobby.

Cycling isn't a way of life, it's a type of cheese.

Cycling isn't a way of life, it's a type of cheese.

"I'm pink therefore I spam"

Cycling is a method for getting to and from the pub.

Bollocks! Plenty people get around the city on busses, does that make them "bussists" participating in a chosen lifestyle?

Fucking bussist wankers.

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