I hate

Covers

Those wanky, softly sung, acoustic guitar efforts of classic songs.

The current one that really gets on my tits is this:

by Sainsbury's - Fish Finger Sandwich - Sainsbury's - YouTube

Makes me wanna stab a child

Yup usual accompaniments to that generic soft lense photocopier/mobile phone ad.

Kerrrr lasic SWPL

I thought the exact same thing watching that advert.

The acoustic guitar used to be so cool. Now it's used as an accompaniment to picnics and flicking twats.

Yes London Fields, we're lookin at you.