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@HardAmericanMuscle
Back home I used to spank my ass at people, in a kinda 'kiss my ass' manner, since arriving in these lands I've discovered that this gets confused with an advert for Iceland the frozen food specialists (not the country, gee, that would be a bizarre marketing campaign, 'Visit The Arctic Tundra, Get Beat By A Coke Fiend')
Instead I do a little wiggly dance at my would-be assailant. Waving my voluminous ass side to side like a randy bee. This is both insulting and shocking, and firmly puts them in their place.