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@reculver
this is my shit story
A long time ago in the late 70's me and my motorbike parted company on a wet winters day,causing me to smash my left hip in pieces. ambulance...hospital.. operation ..drugs omnopon and DF118,s followed by 3 months in traction in bed.After 2 weeks the drugs bound me up solid despite laxatives.the nurse said were going to give you some suppositories,i said ok ill swallow them (i was young),she said you dont swallow them we push them up your back passage.I told her where she could stick them,doctor said leave him, in about 3 hours he will be screaming for them.He was right,they shoved them up and 20 minutes later i spat them back out solid.Enema time now,the enema bag looked like one of old breathalyser bags with the tube on it .the nurse shoved it up my arse and it got blocked up with rock hard shit,she asked me if i had a match and picked the shit out the tube with it ..up it went again she squeezed the bag and a few seconds later i exploded....there was shit all over bed on the floor and all over her midriff...i was laying on my side