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Cue Pisti's stories about Kopites that have also yentzed her.

So the rumours are that Zaha has been fucking David Moyes daughter.

At least he'll have something to celebrate in 9 months.

Seriously?

I bet Stevie G's been there once or twice before.

#allegedly

And John Terry
#allegedly

A quick google search

http://www.fanatix.com/news/rumour-manchester-united-winger-wilfried-zaha-caught-in-bed-with-daughter-of-boss-david-moyes/152456/

Seriously. EPL = Eastenders.

EPL, SPL, TPL, RPL to many PL's these days. Personally I think it's good to differentiate.

Seriously. EPL = Eastenders.

Will Danny Dyer soon be in it?

Talking of nuts... Oh...

FA = Spineless cunts

http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/chelsea-striker-fernando-torres-escapes-further-action-after-scrap-with-spurs-ace-vertonghen-8851750.html

If the perpetrator was Suarez they would get the biscuits and dice out and would be wanking themselves into a frenzy tossing up between a 20 and 30 game ban.

Cunts

No - that's the flaw in the rule book Mike. It needs to be sorted out so that they can address that sort of bullshit and retrospectively hand out cards for simulation too.

Not that it will happen in our lifetime of course.

they don't want to undermine the refs and as such they've shafted the disciplinary procedure where it could really help.

Jaw, this ones for you, after the melodramatic build up, some insightful tactical analysis
http://www.zonalmarking.net/2013/09/30/tottenham-1-1-chelsea-spurs-play-neat-passing-combinations-but-fail-to-adjust-defensive-line/

Chalfie, lets not get carried away by derby's striking whilst the iron is hot to bring in McClaren as the main man, by lumping Spurs fans in with the it'll be better tomorrow Liverpool supporters. We've never mentioned this year as being "our" year, so lets nip that one in the bud right here. Challenging for a champions league spot, yes, challenging for the title, no. Enjoying being in the top three this early in the campaign, definitely..

Exactly when has this been the case here?

Don't try and go all stealthy/nonchalant either. For the dough you've spent and the apparent disarray in the traditional league favorites you bet you're gunning for the top.

Why would anyone do that to such young, clean and pure minds? You're a cruel man Mike.

Worst decision so far this season.

Yeah, Mike! Tanke them somewhere where they'll need these:

tick...tock...tick...tock

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24341228

The man is predictable dull and loopy. The next few months are going to be fun in a way for us and torturous for Chelsea fans. Especially those who will cling on to the special one bollocks for as long as possible

In Chelsea's instance the academy pays for itself already. From a first team perspective I reckon next season will see an influx of academy players being selected for the first team.

Sid James Laugh - YouTube

Whom are you trying to troll!?

How are Derby gettin on?

Napoli

We're showing Steve what he's let himself in for.

Leicester player scoring for you, I see

And John Terry
#allegedly

Kept his Chelsea socks on, too.

#

Shin pads, you dickhead, shin pads...

Leicester player scoring for you, I see

He's also fucking our defense up even more than it was before.