On-One / Planet X bikes and components

thats the worst thing with planet x. having the staff talk to you in a very pathetic manner.
almost as if its company policy to employ sarcastic little 14 year old boys.
the shop is not that far away. one day i hope to pay them a visit.
if the staff really are all LITTLE BOYS, i promise to be gentle.

This.

whenever I go in there there I feel like I'm in the cycling equivalent of the Apple-shop,
They all look like shiney,clean x-factor contestants,
Ready to patronize and belittle,

And theres always a MAMIL at the counter droning on and on and on about the latest di2 carbotanium groupset....