Street keirin and brakeless alleycat

Excellent trolling, you might knock Lynchman off his crowning glory of a throne.

I'll pass by and see what nonsense you're knocking up at Leather Lane on Friday kid, it's a win-win as I haven't been to Prufrock for ages.

Scoble, you're a moron... AICMFP

I know, it's never nice to no longer be the reigning champion.

Are brakes still allowed in the 'Brakeless' Alleycat?

Will Cloudesley Square be a closed road for the Keirin?

yes, there also will be a number of marshalls in high viz and a stall where you can get warm meals, merchandise and a tee pin.

Who is Keirin?

Is an oriental wine no?

I thought that it was a Japanese beer.

Brakes permitted in alleycat.

no brakes permitted in street keirin.

I am desparate for friends.

I am drinking at the old kings head on scrutton street. Ec2. Right now.

come down dick heads

I can't, I have a dick for a head.

Circumcised? You could have done pretty well from that hug a hoody thing going round a while back if not.

I can't, I have a dick for a head.

tell me how your lower intestine looks later when you come down after you get your bell end head out of your fucking ass

Circumcised? You could have done pretty well from that hug a hoody thing going round a while back if not.

I am a gentile if that is what you are asking.

72 LEATHER LANE EC1

7PM

27092013

BOOK SIGNING TOO

free reflector for the first lfgss idiot here.

BOOK SIGNING TOO

http://www.arranalexander.co.uk/ekmps/shops/macduffdave/images/story-of-the-bicycle-vintage-ladybird-book-achievements-series-601-first-edition-matt-hardback-1975-2727-p.jpg

free reflector for the first lfgss idiot here.

hahahahahahahah

http://fullcitycycles.com/streetkeiring27sept

"...I have a dick for a head."

Acknowledging the problem is the first step.

^^ gone all out this troll has

http://fullcitycycles.com/streetkeiring27sept

Dat typeface. I never imagined I'd see a slab version of comic sans.

Basically

It was live at silver bullets opposite finsburybpark station

There have been some bell-ends who've joined this forum over the years, but you're special.

Homophobia - check.
General cuntery - check.

Congratulations - you make elfinsafety, kingofthekeirin and Nippon look like genuine contributors.

you're special.

i know

25 racers

1st - teo [£100 cash money, signed book]
2nd - frank [signed poster, book and spokecard]
3rd - hugo pettit (team yoo) [special delivery of his prize of buckfast (bottle) by london's finest couriers]
4th - nick tuppen (team yoo) [no prize]

so you see, even non-couriers (team yoo) had a chance but for one wrong turn

**more £100 cash money alleycats before christmas (~8 miles)

£500 christmas bonus alleycat (~35 miles)

**

Congratulations

thanks

I'll pass by and see what nonsense you're knocking up at Leather Lane on Friday kid

this was an empty threat