Reprographics - The repro man blog

What, there's a Disney film about a lass with a face full of jizz?

Pluto was the John Holmes of Disney.

That was Goofy. Pluto was definitely a dog, but Goofy?

Shudder

^^ WTF?? Don't go and edit that drastically! You make me look like a right randomer!

And telling a story about a bloke who does his beans over his missus Chevy Chase doesn't?

^^does that mean ed would struggle to get you onto his rim?

I've just had lunch - do you mind...

http://generallucifer.wordpress.com/2013/09/27/113-tuna-bigot/

A new one.

Just in time for lunch.... excellent.

Luci; small typo:

“Anyway, this manager fella was awfully apologetic. He asks if I’d looked everywhere for them and I said yes and so he calls in the bloke who had cleaned my car and when he came in I knew he had stolen them! I could tell **my **his face!”

Great writing, thoroughly depressing subject matter. I would imagine that Souless Boss preferred Bernard Manning to Ben Elton.

Another great piece... as you say; I really can't believe that sort of attitude exists.

Still, pick up a lovely cheap collection Jim Davidson DVDs (all knock down further since operation yewtree!) off of Amazon as a crimbo present for him and you're looking at a nailed on promotion.

Luci; small typo:

Cheers mate! I'll get in it as soon as my boss isn't watching!

Always excited to see this thread bubble back up with the General as last modified. I've read and loved every one, thanks you never fail to both brighten and darken my day.

^ Cheers mate - that honestly means a lot.

Any new filth you grubby old fruit? Just reread a few to pass a dreary bus ride.

Nothing new lately - I've some stories I've yet to write, but I'm trying to focus on two books I'm working on, fiction stuff. I start writing muck stories and I get distracted from 'proper' work!

I'll try get a few written soon.

Incidentally, I don't know if any of you fine folk would be interested in reading short fiction I've written. Generally short stories of 1000 to 2000 words. I've got dozens!

Do it!

Do it!

Do it!

I'd love to read some of your fiction Luci.

Fair enough!

I'll start a fiction blog, probably under my own name.

Cheers for the positive response!

Do it!

Fair enough!

I'll start a fiction blog,** probably under my own name.**

Cheers for the positive response!

You have an "own name"?

You are Lynchman and I claim my fiver.

I thought he was too general to have his own specific name.