Street keirin and brakeless alleycat

It's as if messyrage swallowed a bag of E...

There's a prize for the hottest girl, you know.

You might win

not the hottest girl you know?

not the hottest girl you know?

Who the fuck are you bitch? Send me a picture

I'd be all over this like a hamster on a Wurlitzer if it was legit. Me an' Bill 'BOddieCount' Oddie be rippin' it up, mad skidz. I'll send you a pic of my Mum.

I'm at 72 leather lane ec1 now, tomorrow and the next day you pussy

I'll ask her to pop round then

My number is 07972528110 give her it

It won't get any more legit, fag.

This is street stuff bro. Race or FUCK OFF.

Pussies.

There's a prize for the hottest girl, you know.

You might win

PRIZES
1 £100 CASH MONEY
2 SIGNED POSTER BOOK AND SPOKE CARD
3 BUCKFAST (BOTTLE)

I'll let you gimme a reach a round!! Xxx

You're ChainBreaker and I claim my £5.

Bum bum oi oi I have sex with cats and your wanka's!!!!!

Obviously, it would help to give an actual date (if this is for real).

Date with my Mum?

Obviously, it would help to give an actual date (if this is for real).

Sorry folks, what a cock up, this is legit 100% gutta, start fullcity 72leather lane ec1n 7tr Friday 27th september 2013

72 leather lane ec1n 7tr

7pm

27/09/2013

£5 entry

£100! Cash money first prize

BE THERE OR FUCK OFF

I'll be there!!!

To win the hottest girl prize.

Because nobody else will turn up.

And because I am actually a girl.

^lies

about going

I'll be there!!!

To win the hottest girl prize.

Because nobody else will turn up.

And because I am actually a girl.

Nice one scoot.

Hottest girl prize:

Mdma

You're ChainBreaker and I claim my £5.

Fuck! You saw through my guise!

Must try harder

Might turn up #yolo #icametofuckshitup

Yes! Yoyo!

Sounds desperate for friends.

So cute acting so hardcore