Football

just call me Cliveo.
But if you watch the beginning of the incident he falls over, hand goes out, looking to maintain balance, grabs shorts, his momentum brings them down as he hits the floor. Look at it from a couple of different angles and he's not even looking at Helenius as he falls..

You are all wrong and I'm write, so put that in your smelly tail pipes and smoke it..

Great with words!