Offered: Team Sky souvenirs

So a strange offer, I went to the Tour of Britain and stood at the end of the feed zone. A musette sailed close to me, and upon retrieval saw that it had been hurled by a Team Sky rider. Photographic evidence of my being there can be provided if one wishes. Said musette was retrieved along with an Omega Pharma bottle. I am keeping the bottle and musette, but the CNP gel and energy bar are up for grabs. They are good for consumption or simply keeping as a rather odd souvenir of the tour. A £5 donation to the forum secures postage of the items to you.

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The musette is, I hope, semen free...

Have you got anything by Justin Beiber?

CNP gel and energy bars

Dibs if EPO flavour.

Spit collected from a teenage girls head? Gel and bar retail for £3 to £4 I guess, postage paid by me, in return for donation to forum. No interest, no problem. Were I looking to make money on this... As mentioned, they came from the musette, and I have no interest in them.

Lolo, the bottle did have a little o written on the top in permanent marker. The drink smelt vaguely of lemon, and given the sponsors, I wondered if it might contain oestrogen for a positive reading.