Aggressive cyclists

I hope said chav had a poke in the eye?

Nope.
TBH it was all over pretty quickly. I just had time to think.

• Feck I dont want to hit the floor at this speed.
  
• I should jump onto the car.
  
• I cant jump, I'm spinning infinity cadence.
  
• If I go down, I'm grabbing this c*nts arm.
  
  

Then he let me go, and I slowed to a stop, untill the steam stopped rising from my legs.

I think they must have just seen ET. Pretty sure that happens to the older brother in the beginning. Except he wasnt