Is it time to start calling out bad cyclists?

Bothwell, my dear, I never thought I'd say this but I completely disagree with you. How else are you meant to eat milkshakes with bits in? You use the spoon bit to scoop up the marshmallows/mini oreos/rolos/whatever and then the straw to drink the drink.

I think we need an arm wrestle...

At this point you bend the spoon bit over so that the straw bit reaches the bottom of the cup. Buy me a milkshake and I'll show you.

Please let me know which yard this is happening in.