Is it time to start calling out bad cyclists?

They're shit. They're literally the worst straws in all of existence, even worse than the ones that came with those frozen krusha kup things that would always split exactly down the middle so you couldn't drink out of them. I love Hats dearly but she is wronger than Jimmy Savile humping a disabled donkey while wearing a Peter Lorre mask on this.

If you want to try them out for yourself then you will find them in branches of Costa Coffee if you ask them for a cooler or a smoothie or something.

Bothwell, my dear, I never thought I'd say this but I completely disagree with you. How else are you meant to eat milkshakes with bits in? You use the spoon bit to scoop up the marshmallows/mini oreos/rolos/whatever and then the straw to drink the drink.