Is it time to start calling out bad cyclists?

"This is the final straw!"

Awesome bit of clueless middle class rage right there. I'm gonna start shouting that at you at the slightest excuse, on or off the bike, and I encourage everyone else to do the same.

I can imagine you doing this and me not remembering why and being extremely confused. Or even more confused than I normally look.

Response should have been, "Is it? Or is it in fact.....

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!!?

DALADAAAAADA DADADADAAAA DALADAAAAAADADER DADADADADADE DELELDELELELLELELELELELE"

I so wish I'd said this...

And what was the final straw? And more importantly, what was the penultimate straw? Exactly how many straws were there and did any of them have that concertina bit near one end that allows you to flex it so you don't have to tilt the glass to get the straw in your mouth?

The final straw of the evening was actually one of those straws that widen out at the end into a little spoon so that you can scoop up all the bits at the bottom of your drink. I like those straws.