• I had a fluro nodder try to call me out today. He stopped at a zebra crossing for some people who were nowhere near about to cross. At the next junction he caught up with me and was "oh, so you've stopped here, funny how you didn't stop for those two ladies ho ho ho" all passo agresso.

    What I should have said was "yes, I've stopped here rather than ride straight into oncoming traffic and if peds are crossing a zebra I stop. Likewise with red lights. thanks for the input though. Whilst we're on the subject, tighten up that fucking slack chain and maybe look over your shoulder from time to time yeah, you massive prick?"

    Instead I just said "ohhhkaaayyy then"

    I hope his Hump springs a leak and his fluro fades. Don't try and call me a Shit Cyclist when a) I'm not and b) you aren't exactly Mr Perfect yourself.

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