Ways not to lock your bike

I went for a job interview near the Shard and saw this beauty.

You can spot the tail end of my Pashley Pronto in the picture too.

Front wheel with QR is safe... Not the rest of the bike...

Two weeks on, I went for my second interview yesterday and that bike is still parked there, still badly locked:

This must be the safest street to park your bike in London!