Forum task - naming puppies

I used to work for a russian guy who had a dog called Vanka

He never quite understood why we'd piss ourselves as he used to walk round the park shouting for his dog…

I had 8 puppies born on Christmas Day two years ago. Named 'em after all after Santa's reindeer and most of their new owners kept the names. We've got Comet.

#csb

Le Poo
Nerg
Dibs
Lucy

Fork
Crank
Cleatus
Brifter

I had 8 puppies born on Christmas Day two years ago. Named 'em after all after Santa's reindeer and most of their new owners kept the names. We've got Comet.

#csb

Except one family who changed the name from Blitzen to Mike.

Dibs
Second Dibs
Third Dibs
Fourth Dibs
Fifth Dibs
Sixth Dibs
Seventh Dibs
Eighth Dibs

Sorry wrong thread

[strike]Dave[/strike]
James
Lars
Kirk
[Strike]Cliff[/strike]
[strike]Jason[/strike]
Rob

Duh!!

Fanboy>>>>>>>

Help
Fire
Stop
Thief
Anyone
Myround
Youllnevertakemealive

and

Archibald

Surprised no one has suggested 'cunt' yet.

Surprised you no read.

Cutter

Cilo

Campy

Fimbulwinter
Ermintrude
Illmor
Ludwig

I actually considered these for the cat who is now called Tesla, but they got vetoed.

Ludwig?! Excuse me sir, do you have time to talk about photocopiers?

Easy, mine are Guinness, Beamish, Murphy and Stella. Guess the colours......

Ludwig?! Excuse me sir, do you have time to talk about photocopiers?

Tesla had amazing ear hair as a kitten, for some reason I strongly associate the name Ludwig with prodigious ear hair.

I did not realise that the name was also associated with reprographic equipment?

Flange
Nipple
Laterally Stiff
Vertically Compliant
Tubs
Clincher
Rim
Faggotbikegolf.

I've been given the task of naming 8 puppies...

I can only think of boring stuff like "marin" or "moots". Obviously if it was a kid or something, I'd say we've gotta call it something sensible (possible thread for next forum user to have a child?)

Go!

My kids middle names are:
Holdsworth
Carlton

Which purely coincidentally is the marks on my first two fixed bikes. ;)

Fresh prince fan?

+1 for 'Tynan'

Siera
Lima
Indigo
Papa
Purple
Echo
Romeo
Smurf

drifter
tack
crash

and randomly

ripley

fuckcunt I
fuckcunt II
fuckcunt III
fuckcunt IV
fuckcunt V
fuckcunt VI
fuckcunt VII
fuckcunt VIII

Unicorn
Chevron
sharkpits
polo

and

I love it, if only it was 2 inches smaller.....