I hate

My experience of driving in Belfast was that 50% of people drive far too fast and 50% of people drive far too slow, and 100% of people can't drive at all.

One of my really good friends lives in Belfast. I went over to see him in my car, first thing he says when I get off the ferry, "Beware! Nobody knows how to drive, everyone drives too fast or slow, nobody indicates, and they'll tailgate you even if they don't mean too!"

He then promptly wheelspins off, cuts across 3 lanes to turn left, and goes and sits on another car's rear bumper while doing 50 in town.

Ha class! Can be worse in Jordan (colleague of mine lives there now) these use a 4 lane road as a 6 lane road...in Malta they drive on the hard shoulder even though that's regularly interrupted by rocks n shit.

Saw a lovely crash fallout, back of a 208 pulverized and one car stuck on right lane indicating. Must've driven into the back of it.