Football

Errr....isn't that one and the same?

Plastics are basically people that chose a team due to success and feel a need to be in the comfy and safe chair. Always to get the 'one upmanship' on others. They have fuck all ties with the club and/or city of their choice and have no intention of ever actually going to watch them

Cunts basically, pissants

You'd better hope no one finds out you lot won the MLS Allstar Cup a couple of years ago.

Imagine the stampedes to purchase the 25,000 un sold season tickets.