Epic WTF

Shame it was a fella. If it was a woman you could say she might have taken the benefit of being born with a silver spoon in your mouth a little too literally.
If the lady in question had some weird condition whereby her digestive tract was connected to her reproductive one!

Or if she stuck it up her fanny as implied.

But then the phrase would surely be "born with a silver spoon in your fanny". If you swapped "mouth" for "muff" then you might get away with it.

The premise being she's pregnant, hence the requirement that she be a woman, and she just wants the best for her child.

It's quite a laboured joke I know.

mrs_com made me watch this, I am scared

Huge Basketball Shorts (HBS) - YouTube

the three hugs are really wierd. I didnt like it at all.

Is he scared of his moobs?

^^^
I have a pair of Jordan bb shorts that are so unbelievably huge.
I got them when i was 14 expecting to grow into them.
10 years later and theyre still Huge Basketball Shorts

HBS cracked me up. Rep.

HBS is by the same guy that did the G.I. Joe redubs.

^^^
I have a pair of Jordan bb shorts that are so unbelievably huge.
I got them when i was 14 expecting to grow into them.
10 years later and theyre still Huge Basketball Shorts

this..i still play football in mine.

huge basketball shorrrrrrrrrtttttttsss, huge basketball shorrrrrrrrrtttttttsss.
par par parup

Yeah, everyone has a pair don't they?

If only they had pockets.

Yeah, I got a pair to skate in when I thought Chad Muska had style.

what on earth is this?
http://beyondthekerb.wordpress.com/2013/09/11/the-egg-and-the-kettle-of-fish/

not a clue

Tax spending?

EH?

Quick! Delete it before hippy gets here.

Huh, what, why?

That picture needs a bag of Es

As do anyone laying their eyes on it...

#cannotunsee

ha, read that as canofcuntsee

EH?

Quick! Delete it before hippy gets here.

Isn't that hippy lying down at the bottom? Someone photo shop stupid facial hair on, you'll see it's hippy.

#onlyeverseenhippylyingdowninhispants

Far too thin.

http://www.sarahjanenewbury.com/