Not before it had played merry-hell with my digestive tract and produced an ostrich-egg sized turd.
Nah you've got it all wrong, McD's is like Guinness. Eat or drink enough of either, you're guaranteed an hours straining on the throne for a microscopic, pitch black turd with enough gravity to collapse a universe...
Nah you've got it all wrong, McD's is like Guinness. Eat or drink enough of either, you're guaranteed an hours straining on the throne for a microscopic, pitch black turd with enough gravity to collapse a universe...