Functional bikes. Not Porn not Anti

I don't think that would work very well.

Secure saddle, but qr wheels.
Massive rack, not enough air or spokes beneath it.
Race chainset, risers.

Also it's brand-new, so it's functionality is deffo untested.

I like how the the bell matches the brazing though. ;)

Also raw or clearcoat + no guards does not = functionality and does the owner not own cable snips/can't afford crimp ends?