Which foot do you start cycling with?

Multiple podiatric flatus coordination capacity... Very rare, but a well documented phenomenon.

I can do that, my brother has monkey toes and can pretty much write with both feet.

Ahhh, can he fart though in either direction while exercising his foot-writing skills, that's the question.

He can fart in 4 directions.

Your mum and dad must be sooo proud...

Like you wouldn't believe.

Great thread late night thread derail:
Just wondering whether it derailed to the left or right?