Which foot do you start cycling with?

Dominant right foot, for trackstanding, starting off.

I write and draw with my left hand, I throw a ball, use a drill, mostly type, and punch children with my right hand.

I play ping pong with both hands. I can pick up pencils with the toes on my right foot. My left eye is bigger than the right. I lean to the left when I break wind.
This is both TMI and WTF, possibly also tl;dr.

Whatever you do, never use this for a dating site profile.