Reprographics - The repro man blog

Done!

This.

Quality that luci, didn't see owt wrong with the last one either, had me in stitches but i am a bit twisted ;)

Nominated.
New one was fab as ever.

Which category?

I put it under art & culture, best writing and something else. Fuck it, select em all.

done

Voted

'Blog is just one letter longer than bog which is where it all began.
A mesmerizing look at factory life which will open the eyes of the uninitiated and bring back many fond memories for those of us who have worked in them.
Warning - Do not open the link unless you've got half a day to spare!'

Work bog pic at last. Hard to get the dust, cobwebs and dank in detail on iPhone but you get the idea. On phone but will edit/rotate later

http://www.lfgss.com/picture.php?albumid=867&pictureid=16148

^ idea for new "photos of work toilets" thread?

[rubs thighs]

That would be the toughest wank ever for 'bog wanker' in there....

Especially as there's no lock on the door....

Surely that just adds to the excitement?

I think the giant spiders and overwhelming smell of paint and chemicals from the adjoining room add enough excitement already..

Luci - have you thought of submitting stuff to 'The Idler'? they had a story in there by Mark Manning of Zodiac Mindwarp that really reminded me of your oeuvre [though why you would keep french eggs mystifies me]

Luci's work has been in the Idler before, but not reproman stuff.

Sorry for being so slow in responding. I've been in the punishment block at work for 10 hours today with a dicky phone and a curiously vain 60 year old man all day.

Work bog pic at last. Hard to get the dust, cobwebs and dank in detail on iPhone but you get the idea. On phone but will edit/rotate later

http://www.lfgss.com/picture.php?albumid=867&pictureid=16148

The best bog pic yet. Bloody good work, my friend!

Surely that just adds to the excitement?

The legendary 'danger wank'. Reputedly the best orgasm of all. The origins of 'a white knuckle ride'.

Luci - have you thought of submitting stuff to 'The Idler'? they had a story in there by Mark Manning of Zodiac Mindwarp that really reminded me of your oeuvre [though why you would keep french eggs mystifies me]

I have submitted to The Idler, but not recently. The stuff I was writing at the time wasn't considered suitable. I will push my Reproman stuff to them though - when I was submitting to them my writing was quite different, but then I had a few 'dark years' and my new writing came out of that.

Luci's work has been in the Idler before, but not reproman stuff.

Thank you, my friend! It was actually The Chap that took me on for a bit.
Ta for speaking up for me though.

(I'll buy you a drink surprisingly soon, methinks!)

Thanks for the compliment Luci, means a lot to know our bog is that rank.
Pics being the correct way up adds to the filth.
Anything more hi-res than an iPhone would make people feel ill. The cistern leaks horribly meaning the floor underneath is starting to rot away(tiled!). There's a pretty serious spider nest in the window frame and there's about half an inch of dust on everything from the waste haulage yard opposite. The toilet duck box is welded to the windowsill with dank and cobwebs.
Also, I have no idea why there's a large screwdriver on the sill.

It's a pilesdriver for prolapsed haemorrhoids.

Toilet seat, soft bog paper and a window???

Sheer luxury.....

Good to see you, Luci. You and your comedy Northern accent.

Last night I met General Lucifer and I got totally starstruck. So I decided that the best course of action was to tell him about the time I saw a man having a wank under a newspaper on a coach. Fuckin' awesome to meet you, it felt like xmas had come early!

Clean shaven Lucifer reminded me of that Hamlet cigars' ad.

^ What??

Fucking Hell, cheers for that, mate.

@hats, is that you airways respond to bring star struck? If so, I really hope you get to go to a royal garden party one day.

@hats, is that you airways respond to bring star struck? If so, I really hope you get to go to a royal garden party one day.

Quoted, before you can correct that little gem!