Bored

Twat off then you attention-seeking goon!

go in here, go, have you super xcool fun, enjoy, and if something goes wrong come back here to report it, make sure you're precise

So, hippy, come on, just merge it...

Ok

Do you sometime do something totally right?

You have to merge it in the BMMF thread.

Soup Dragons - I'm Free - YouTube

Every one in your position would have the necessity to believe in being free. Same goes for your musical taste.

I think most of my threads slagging off the cyclical ennui of this forum were on other forums, apart from the ones with nonsense titles. hippy has fucking appalling taste in music, but it creates the perfect interior soundtrack for the protracted self-loathing that's part and parcel of long distance TTing.

Gr8 thread!

Don't worry Hippy, I used to like the The Soup Dragons too.

I've never heard of them. I just wanted those lyrics.

That's my cover blown then.

Twat off then you attention-seeking goon!

It has been brought to my attention that this was an unnecessarily harsh and arseholeish post. If I have caused offence then I apologise sincerely, it was a stupid knee jerk reaction to your complaints.

I feel as if you have gone out of your way to be provocative over the last few months, bringing some really negative attention upon yourself. You seem to want a battle with the forum consensus because you see it/us as being uptight or something. Whilst I agree that there exist dominant attitudes (I have often found myself opposing what I consider to be prevalent and disingenuous ideas about certain things, that I have to accept are part of any group situation), please remember that we all have different thoughts on humour, art, sex, cranks, politics and puddings, but that we temper what we say in the interest of harmony and respect. It’s not censorship, it’s courtesy. I found this thread, before it was merged, an infantile plea for attention and you were just making it worse for yourself. Nonetheless, sorry for my cuntish remark.

FWIW, I started the Cool As Fuck thread, which you inverted for comic effect, because I thought it’d be fun to have a stream of potent, diverse and inspiring imagery, not because I was trying to dictate what things are and aren’t cool. Perhaps cool was the wrong word because it implies a nonchalant arrogance that I despise.

Fucking bored.

Are you still bored? I'm only ever bored at work, even then it's only when bosses are watching.
I can always think of something to do.

Here's a list.

1. Write a story.
   
2. Imagine you are really big and everyone else is really small. Closing one eye helps. It flattens perspective. Now make 'KSHH... KSHH... KSHH ' noises with your mouth to mimic your huge footsteps as your stride around destroying the office
   
3. Decide who you'd kill first and why. This can take a whole day.
   
4. Hold your breath. Time yourself. A great office challenge.
   
5. Do Bruce Lee exercises, where you tense various limbs then use your body to fight against the movement. You just twitch a lot and grunt. Trust me, no-one notices.
   
6. Wank in your pocket. Office orgasm is so illicit.
   
7. Copy sensitive material to a USB. You know you've always intended to do it. Now's the time.
   
8. Go for a walk and mess with every thermostat you find. Top japes to be had here.
   
9. Steal things. Anything. Staples, cereal, pot plants, cardigans. Wear other peoples clothing and swagger around in it. Place the nicest pot plants around your desk and appear absolutely outraged when you are timidly accused of stealing.
   
10. Set off afire alarm. Only do this when it's freezing or it's raining. When it is warm you have a jolly carnival atmosphere. That is not good. Wear a huge coat, bring snacks, set off the fire alarm.
    
    

Just ten for now. Enjoy!

1. I don't write anything any more - just race reports.

2. This is already the case as I'm am alone with only a TV for company and everyone on the TV is small already.

3. The three, yes three separate pedestrian dickheads that just stepped into the road without looking tonight.

4. I like this one. I might start doing it competitvely.

5. I use up far too much energy swearing at stuff to do more exercise.

6. As I said, I'm by myself so I can wank wank wank all the way home. It's no fun when people aren't watching.

7. Sensitive material, like silk maybe? Abort Retry Fail?

8. The neighbours would get upset.

9. Come on, I'm Australian. Do you think stealing stuff is exciting to us? #convict

10. I set off the fire alarm in an old office of ours. I'd burnt toast. They had the wrong sensor in the kitchen so I didn't feel guilty. Maybe I can start fires instead? I used to like that in Australia. We called them BBQs.

Anyway, I have beer and pizza and Vuelta on TV. I'm going to cane those and then try and brutalise a rat that's possibly living under the bath.

1. I don't write anything any more - just race reports.

2. This is already the case as I'm am alone with only a TV for company and everyone on the TV is small already.

3. The three, yes three separate pedestrian dickheads that just stepped into the road without looking tonight.

4. I like this one. I might start doing it competitvely.

5. I use up far too much energy swearing at stuff to do more exercise.

6. As I said, I'm by myself so I can wank wank wank all the way home. It's no fun when people aren't watching.

7. Sensitive material, like silk maybe? Abort Retry Fail?

8. The neighbours would get upset.

9. Come on, I'm Australian. Do you think stealing stuff is exciting to us? #convict

10. I set off the fire alarm in an old office of ours. I'd burnt toast. They had the wrong sensor in the kitchen so I didn't feel guilty. Maybe I can start fires instead? I used to like that in Australia. We called them BBQs.

Anyway, I have beer and pizza and Vuelta on TV. I'm going to cane those and then try and brutalise a rat that's possibly living under the bath.

This is bleak.

I may have found a muse for my next book.

Repo man ain't got shit on mindless corporate software whore.

So bored I got home on a Friday night, showered and logged onto work email, made a change to a website and then posted about being bored on here. Now THAT is fucking bored.

LFGSS, drugs, alcohol and interwebz pornography (in no particular order) will soon cure your ills.

Working on it.

But I'm trying to burn some new tracks to CD. Why it no work? Outdated farkin' tech - I've forgotten how to use it.

Are you still bored? I'm only ever bored at work, even then it's only when bosses are watching.
I can always think of something to do.

Here's a list.

1. Write a story.
   
2. Imagine you are really big and everyone else is really small. Closing one eye helps. It flattens perspective. Now make 'KSHH... KSHH... KSHH ' noises with your mouth to mimic your huge footsteps as your stride around destroying the office
   
3. Decide who you'd kill first and why. This can take a whole day.
   
4. Hold your breath. Time yourself. A great office challenge.
   
5. Do Bruce Lee exercises, where you tense various limbs then use your body to fight against the movement. You just twitch a lot and grunt. Trust me, no-one notices.
   
6. Wank in your pocket. Office orgasm is so illicit.
   
7. Copy sensitive material to a USB. You know you've always intended to do it. Now's the time.
   
8. Go for a walk and mess with every thermostat you find. Top japes to be had here.
   
9. Steal things. Anything. Staples, cereal, pot plants, cardigans. Wear other peoples clothing and swagger around in it. Place the nicest pot plants around your desk and appear absolutely outraged when you are timidly accused of stealing.
   
10. Set off afire alarm. Only do this when it's freezing or it's raining. When it is warm you have a jolly carnival atmosphere. That is not good. Wear a huge coat, bring snacks, set off the fire alarm.
    
    
    

Just ten for now. Enjoy!

Matt and hippy this has made my night.trust me.
Just done the ten k run and mile in the pool with my mad gf
Eat
Now ready for work in the a.m likely rained off...so bored but happy

CDJs + beer

Beer not yet *in *CDJs