Bored

1. I don't write anything any more - just race reports.

2. This is already the case as I'm am alone with only a TV for company and everyone on the TV is small already.

3. The three, yes three separate pedestrian dickheads that just stepped into the road without looking tonight.

4. I like this one. I might start doing it competitvely.

5. I use up far too much energy swearing at stuff to do more exercise.

6. As I said, I'm by myself so I can wank wank wank all the way home. It's no fun when people aren't watching.

7. Sensitive material, like silk maybe? Abort Retry Fail?

8. The neighbours would get upset.

9. Come on, I'm Australian. Do you think stealing stuff is exciting to us? #convict

10. I set off the fire alarm in an old office of ours. I'd burnt toast. They had the wrong sensor in the kitchen so I didn't feel guilty. Maybe I can start fires instead? I used to like that in Australia. We called them BBQs.

Anyway, I have beer and pizza and Vuelta on TV. I'm going to cane those and then try and brutalise a rat that's possibly living under the bath.

This is bleak.

I may have found a muse for my next book.