Motorcycle and Scooter appreciation

I think if someone switched the engine kill switch i'd only be miffed - if someone took my keys my first instinct would be attempted theft so I'd go batshit crazy.

So would I, but if it was desperate you could ride away and leave a motorbike and rider sat there, bats hit crazy but not actually any harm.
I did it to some scrotes ripping along a towpath and buzzing me, and I have no idea how batshsit they went, I was more than a mile away before I threw the keys in the river.