• Riding up a hill by the side of a park yesterday, breathing hard, going slow.

    An old guy is sat on a stone wall, reading a paper in the sunshine.

    Another old guy creeps up behind him, closer, closer on a mobility scooter.

    He's grinning.

    He reaches back, slides a walking stick from behind the scooter...

    ...then jabs the first old guy in the back!

    "STICK 'EM UP!" he shouts.

    First old guy nearly dies of fright.

    I nearly fall off my bike laughing, mobility bandit winks and laughs too.

    Then I'm gone.

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