Riding up a hill by the side of a park yesterday, breathing hard, going slow.
An old guy is sat on a stone wall, reading a paper in the sunshine.
Another old guy creeps up behind him, closer, closer on a mobility scooter.
He's grinning.
He reaches back, slides a walking stick from behind the scooter...
...then jabs the first old guy in the back!
"STICK 'EM UP!" he shouts.
First old guy nearly dies of fright.
I nearly fall off my bike laughing, mobility bandit winks and laughs too.
Then I'm gone.
@General_Lucifer started 11 years ago
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Riding up a hill by the side of a park yesterday, breathing hard, going slow.
An old guy is sat on a stone wall, reading a paper in the sunshine.
Another old guy creeps up behind him, closer, closer on a mobility scooter.
He's grinning.
He reaches back, slides a walking stick from behind the scooter...
...then jabs the first old guy in the back!
"STICK 'EM UP!" he shouts.
First old guy nearly dies of fright.
I nearly fall off my bike laughing, mobility bandit winks and laughs too.
Then I'm gone.