For Sale: Foffa Single Speed Custom-built bicycle

Moved to holland last January, got one of these in my house. I flush immediately post-dispatch to avert my fear of scraping my knuckles in turd during clean-up. They have absolutely zero advantages. I also have to lay paper down before hand otherwise you have to clean your bowl out every time. Took me about 4 months to figure that out. Peeing in them is a nightmare too, splash back hell. I've started sitting down to pee which has had a detrimental affect on my masculinity.

so much this. if I want to look at shit and be covered in piss I'd go to a football match. Nothing against jobbies but i don't need to stare at them once a day and try and read my future in their elaborate curls.