For Sale: Foffa Single Speed Custom-built bicycle

Dutch toilets are the way forward if you keen to examine your leftovers. Which can tell you a lot, more than if you've eating sweetcorn. Or so I've been told.

Moved to holland last January, got one of these in my house. I flush immediately post-dispatch to avert my fear of scraping my knuckles in turd during clean-up. They have absolutely zero advantages. I also have to lay paper down before hand otherwise you have to clean your bowl out every time. Took me about 4 months to figure that out. Peeing in them is a nightmare too, splash back hell. I've started sitting down to pee which has had a detrimental affect on my masculinity.