Spotted...

I have spotted her before on a double spoke white bike and also a black Planet X with 88mm carbon rims.

Running singlespeed with a full brakeset on both.

Could not get a word out of her. Not even a reply to 'Nice bike' (when she clearly didn't read the hipster book that says no brakes gets you more hipster points)

She probably thought you were taking the piss being on a ploppa