Football

Just watched the highlights of the game. They are a nasty bunch aren't they United? Fouling and moaning all over the place. how that useless cunt Phil Jones can have the nerve to throw himself on the floor 'injured' after being tackled by someone who probably weighs about as much as my leg is an embarrassment. A disgraceful showing. I have a lovely feeling they will finish mid table this season.
And how Van Rapey stayed on the pitch is a miracle

if the first half had lasted another 5 minutes he'd have walked, completely lost his rag and it was really funny to see

Brilliant atmosphere and a cracking way to start my season ticket

David Moyes is a football genius