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:: wait a while before imposing whatever 'cute' name on the cat.
you will learn about his / her true name through dreams in the second week.
henceforth, address the cat in a humble way.
:: there is no puddle where se katz has killed the bird -
so put a clean bowl with fresh water somewhere, every day, but not next to the food.
:: read up about cats. the wiki is not a bad start.
:: keep it's bog really clean, or it will stop using it (and shit in your shower instead) -
remember this is only for a short while, se katz will defecate autonomously soon;
you did not buy a fucking dog after all, hahaha!!
:: don't ever make an idiot out of youself by using your cat for some 'funny' video
:: let it sleep. really.
:: it is true that cats have healing powers, and can help you through hard times.
it is also true that se katz has her own problems sometimes, so leave it the fuck alone.
don't 'force-cuddle', ever.