Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I'm calling Anti on this one, but am willing and half expecting to have to pull my trousers down for a flaming:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kestrel-500-SC-Timetrial-Bicycle-/321191833364?pt=UK_Bikes_GL&hash=item4ac8866f14http://rover.ebay.com/roverimp/1/710-53481-19255-0/1?ff3=2&pub=5574889051&toolid=10001&campid=5336525415&item=321191833364&mpt=3302523

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Kestrel-500-SC-Timetrial-Bicycle-/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/02kAAMXQPW5SF2E6/$(KGrHqZ,!rYFIJisLSy-BSF2E6H6g!~~60_12.JPG

Doesn't float my boat, not anti either. Compared to some of the new TT bikes Trek/Specialized came out with it's a grace of classical beauty...