Epic WTF

She's a fucking nutter. Any kind of magical woo she comes across immediately sucks her in like a seamonkey getting too near an aquarium filter. She once tried to convince me that Hopi ear candling would cure my (neural-based) deafness and that legally changing her name to Linda would cause riches from the universe to rain down upon her forevermore.

That's the kind of person that doesn't believe in vaccination.
There's always one fruitcake in the family, right? Rejoice then, that it's not you.

Or is it "there's always at least one fruitcake in the family"...?