Gluttony & Competitive Eating

Speaking of McDonalds, I need a poo.

http://www.thecitycafe.co.uk/ultimateburger/

This looks like fun and totally possible with some clever swapping of toppings and sides.

pineapple and gherkin can gtfo >>>

I'd smash that burger btw. #notachallenge

Exactly, I was thinking all the burgers to be beef and the toppings to just be cheese and tomato... grease and juice to soften up the giant bun and all my sides to be turned into coleslaw which doesnt ever fill you up.

Saturday 31st of August @ the citycafe - anyone wanna take me on?

If you're in town I'll play.

Cool it will either be then or the Saturday after.

I've set a reminder to bump the thread nearer the time.

The 45 minutes make it seem pretty easy. Devastator challenge only took me 9 minutes.

Sweet. PM'd my details. I look forward to it.

Beanburgers? Fuck that.

Ah just read you can swap it. ok.

TBF, last time I ate that much McDonalds was the day after new years a few years back.

My body pretty much went into toxic shock and my lung collapsed.

And you still eat Mcdonalds?

TBF, I'd say it was the other toxic things he consumed that probably did the trick, rather than the McDonalds.

TBF, I'd say it was the other toxic things he consumed that probably did the trick, rather than the McDonalds.

More toxic than Maccy D..........

http://www.blacksburgers.co.uk/beat-the-beast/

Repost?

Doesn't look that tasty for £60

1lb of chips

7lb Prime Black Angus Beef
Half lb Mature Cheddar
7 Rashes Streaky Smoky Bacon
1 Whole Lettuce
7 Whole Tomatoes
1lb Chunky Chips
1 Full size Milkshake – 2 Scoops of 100% Dairy Ice Cream

I would struggle to finish any one of those ingredients on it's own. I think I may be in the wrong thread.

Tatical vomit?

I'd smash that burger btw. #notachallenge

Looks pretty small in the picture doesn't it?
I reckon we'd need desert as well just to make sure.

http://www.thecitycafe.co.uk/ultimateburger/

This looks like fun and totally possible with some clever swapping of toppings and sides.

So group competitive eating?

Birthday treat:

http://i.imgur.com/zF5kYRu.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/IxNZmvB.jpg

This was so good! Mad rep to Pops.

Haha awesome!

That would kill me.

Not before it had played merry-hell with my digestive tract and produced an ostrich-egg sized turd.

Nah you've got it all wrong, McD's is like Guinness. Eat or drink enough of either, you're guaranteed an hours straining on the throne for a microscopic, pitch black turd with enough gravity to collapse a universe...

http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/13/very-big-breakfast-you-have-to-sign-a-waiver-before-you-attempt-this-8000-calorie-59-item-fry-up-5019953/

hmmmmmm
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