For Sale: Foffa Single Speed Custom-built bicycle

Come on nick warner, every sixth form college in the country has a similar girlfriend-anal-shit-dog-put-down story.

I may be 4 weeks too late, and 4 weeks too late to this thread, but exactly this. Heard that story back in 1997 and a mate at uni got it published in FHM (cringe/csb) in 1999. Circa 2004 my arse (excuse the pun).