Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

This may be a little farfetch'd, but I was thinking of a film I want to make that will staryu and starmie. It begins as I pikachu under the covers while you snorlax, then I wake you with my wigglytuff between your jigglypuffs. You're a little krabby at first because you feel drowzee, but you start to likitung my ho-oh until I squirtle into your meowth. It's your first time so you can't help but koffing out the muk. You're already weezing but we're not done yet because my cubone is still hard as onix. You proceed to rhydon my laplas like a horsea until abra, kadabra, alakazam! I pull out my weedle just in time for me to blastoise all over your tangela.

I feel a bit dumbed down after reading this.

Actually I just spent quite a long time searching for a screenshot of Zak McKracken after listening to the dialling tone.
Did not find it.