For Sale: On-one inbred cheap as

I'm pretty sick of riding with gears and I've lined up a bike to get onto once Igget to the UK on Friday. I'm happy to drop this off to you anywhere in exchange for cash money. I'll be training it to Meadowhall (I think) on Friday so if you're somewhere on that train line that's sweet, otherwise I'll come to you anywhere anyway.. The bike!
On-one inbred 18" frame, fire engine red, sliding dropouts (that's horizontal like track ends but with a derailleur hanger, cool right? That girl you like thinks so)
Surly troll fork, 2012 model I think. Has v/canti as well as disc mounts, rum two brakes, that would be cool and different.
Deore XT hubs to sun ringle EQ21 rims. These were built by chain reaction about 4 months ago, since then I've done nothing to them. They need a true/tension. I have no idea what that costs in the UK but if you're good with wheels you can do it yourself, no broken or bent spokes, no cracks, nothin. Also have Schwalbe Marathon Plus I'm 1.75" on them atm. Heavy tyre, but I've never had a flat due to punctures and I've been using Schwalbe for years now
Deore XT crankset, 44/32/22 (yeah triple, fuck you) with usual rub marks from shoes. XT front and rear mech, rear mech could use a tune and new cable (again, don't know what that costs you in the UK but it's a simple job if you know what you're doing, I guess. I don't know what I'm doing, don't ask me for tips.. Something about tension and limit screws maybe? Good luck!)
Avid BB7's front and rear, baby! (BB stands for baby. Baby 7's, ya hear?) Avid speed dial levers, funn full on handlebars, THOMSON STEM AND POST (come on you know you're into that shit, mmm Thomson uunnffgghhhungghhh. Both are pretty scratched up but lets be honest that just ads to your G-status rating).
Pedals and seat not included, nor top tube pad (courier swag yu kno), but do you really want all my ass sweat all up in your ass? You do? Ooooh..
Also included is a TUBUS LOGO REAR RACK and tubus are German I think and the Germans are really good at making things! Have you seen those car ads? They talk about German engineering ALL THE DAMN TIME! And if the telly says it, it's probably true.
In summation, this is a pretty fun bike. Fang some springs on the front, some knobblies and you're ready to rock and/or roll through some muddy fields or around a "lach" or something. I don't know what you English do but it probably involves mud and grassy fields, and it's cool that you have a "thibg" I suppose, go you guys!
Alternatively, keep it as it is and have a sweet cruisy commuter, throw on some drops and make a monster cross, space a track hub to 135mm and gave a monster track (?) cos it has SWEET HORIZONTAL DROPOUTS! Whatever you do, it'll probably be a lot of fun, and for the excellent price of £450 (literally like half what I payed with glorious Australian shipping costs) you'll be laughing! We'll sort out delivery that's easy for you no matter where you at (I should probably see the country while I'm there, ugh).

Ill be in the UK from the 16th, for a miminimum of a week, probably more, lets see if ya country can impress me.

I'm pretty open to offers, so just shoot and we'll have words. Pics to come!
Xoxoxoxo LMNTM.

P.S. I'm from Australia so I'm cool.

PHOTO!

http://statigr.am/p/501788002571060324_32199928#/detail/501788002571060324_32199928

Sorry it's on the gram, and ignore the panniers and front rack!

Fuck I write a long thread :/

tl;dr

Tl;dr :
Inbred, troll, XT, Deore, Thomson, 500 bones.

Shame you aren't still in Australia, because I'm looking for essentially this exact bike shipped to New Zealand. Oh well eh.

Find out how much that costs if you're that keen, aye? Happy to box it, but I'm pretty sure postage is pretty ridiculous.

It is, that's why I left mine in the UK.

Pic and price drop. Help me out here!

Will sell frame/fork/wheels for £275 if you don't need the other bits. Will throw in the rack too.

Wheel size? Disk or V brakes?

Dibs btw.. possible to check it out?

Disc frame. Fork has disc and V mounts. 26 inch wheels.

I'll be in the UK next week, London most likely. If you're close, sure!

Pm coming!