• Watched a colleague attmept the 100 nugget challenge last night.

    He managed 46.

    Not even half way there? Sorry but that is weak. I'm not suggesting 46 nuggets isn't a considerable achievement, and 40 more nuggets than I'd fancy eating in one sitting, but if you're going to set yourself a challenge you've got to have a reasonable chance of completing it. I mean it's like setting off to conquer the north pole but only getting as far as Grimsby.

    Presumably at some point today he will shit out 46 almost intact nuggets. Perhaps he can glue the breadcrumbs back on and sell the back to McD's.

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