Football

You know what's happened here don't you?
The amazing force that is the Liverpool PR machine have 'leaked' this fabricated story to the Uruguayan press to be attributed to Suarez. They have told Rat Face, all you need to too is shut your fucking mouth, go with the story and all be be eventually forgiven. But rat race is having none of it. Cheeky little fucker.
We have to get shot of him

Maybe it's all a double bluff on his part, so people think the club is being deceptive and planting stories on his behalf so that he gains more popularity with neutrals and Arsenal fans?

Either way, I think it's best for everyone if he stays at Liverpool. Him and the club I used to respect deserve each other.