Football

1. Mike and Pisti I defy you to name one football journalist with a national paper who is a Chelsea supporter.

2. There are plenty of plastic Mancs.

3. The expression is "don't be a third nipple".

4. Cut the homophobic crap.

1. Rob Beasley
   
2. Nearly all United fans in denial (Holt, Jackson, Taylor) + loads of Spurs loving wankers in the broadsheets.