Epic fail

"There's a rumour going around that Jaws is getting a reboot/remake."

"No! No no no no no no no! No! No! No! This must not happen! No!

No no no!

NO!"

"No! No no no no no no no no no!"

No they won't because NO that's why. Fucking NO!"

"... And no."

"No I said. Fucks sake! NO."

"... Don't make me come round there and tattoo NO on your balls!"

"Fuck it - tattoos take too long. I'm getting a branding iron with FUCKING NO on it."

"I will fucking kill you!"

"This isn't even funny. You all suck."

I'm sensing some negativity here towards the forthcoming Jaws remake.