Football

Heavy traffic on the Barking Rd and Green St today as The Boleyn Ground is infested with digruntled cockneys wanting refunds on their season tickets

Fuck me, actually literally paying to watch that shite next season..."Right lads, just get the ball out wide so Stuey can knock it in an fookin twat it over so big Andy can gerr'on the end of it....!''

That cunt has always played the shittest brand of football at every club he's managed - FACT!

I'd rather watch Stoke - FACT!

That right bedwetter, I'm not in anyway shape or form looking forward to the coming season. I'm have no confidence that the squad is better than it was this time last season (that's last season where WHU finished a lowly 10th, their first back in the EPL). I also can't see a loan striker Ba, Lukaku or another coming in.

You on the other hand have it all going on, you've upgraded to a consistently high finishing manager and got 2 cracking players from his previous high finishing team and another who had been on loan there. Plus a youngster that'll take no time in acclimatising to the new league.
There's also a good chance you'll shed some of last years lead weight players such as Baines & Fellaini to MUFC as whats the appeal of a club that will be title challenging and in the CL?