He can always just copy and paste it from any other story.
"Gentleman of a certain distinction play horse polo, on fine parks, surrounded by genteel spectators, sipping wine and Pimms. Yet its' gritty, urban, edgy cousin, is taking over concrete parks under motorway flyovers around the world, and there's not a horse in sight." etc etc.
He can always just copy and paste it from any other story.
"Gentleman of a certain distinction play horse polo, on fine parks, surrounded by genteel spectators, sipping wine and Pimms. Yet its' gritty, urban, edgy cousin, is taking over concrete parks under motorway flyovers around the world, and there's not a horse in sight." etc etc.