What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

How... How are there so many people there??? It's a fit up. It has to be! Not even the most committed prancing bellender gets up as early as that to fop about. This must have been a bet to see how dead pan they could be after a full three days of coked up onesie wearing shenanigans while muggins from the beeb gets to believe that anyone could be that much of an air headed, soppy, cloth topped poncenator.

Ha! ace!!