Why Are Aussies So Hated?

good question ... it's more sane than the other clips he made though, for example Terry From The Gas Works (Boat Face) - YouTube

Australia... Fuck yeah

http://rt.com/news/police-australia-protesters-sydney-187/

So much stupid

Go Straya!

http://www.theage.com.au/national/gay-marriage-bill-defeated-20120919-266a8.html

Jesus. Not only defeated, but symbolic chamber crossing to make the point: on this issue, all of Australia is united. Fuck the gays. But not in that way. That is gross.

Australia... Fuck yeah

http://rt.com/news/police-australia-protesters-sydney-187/

So much stupid

STRAYA!!!!

http://www.vice.com/en_au/read/worst-riot-ever?utm_source=vicefb

Raylene the Racist - YouTube

apols if reep

Looks pretty ace, but fuck me, the blonde helmet needs a kickin'!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95IyAhW17Uw

You stay classy, Austrailia.

Queensland, you say? Quelle surprise...
#probablymovingthereinthenottoodistantfuture

Shane Warne's a cunt in anyone's language

Amen.

You stay classy, Austrailia.

Mal Brough is a cunt, as is the majority of the liberal (conservative) party.

Also, this indictment has very little to do with the culture or 'class' of Australia at large, and reflects mainly a cheap and sexist campaign by a cavalier liberal party which is aimed at humiliating the current PM.

In short, what a bunch of utter morons.

Hungry now

Wow, sexism in politics.. that's never happened anywhere else.

Someone doesn't know what scatalogical means. Which I'm not entirely sure is a bad thing. But they should probably avoid using it without knowing - especially in this context.

Someone doesn't know what scatalogical means. Which I'm not entirely sure is a bad thing. But they should probably avoid using it without knowing - especially in this context.

Pisti will be here shortly, when he runs one of his searches

Runs?
It alerts him.

Someone doesn't know what scatalogical means. Which I'm not entirely sure is a bad thing. But they should probably avoid using it without knowing - especially in this context.

Someone doesn't know how to spell 'scatological'. :)

Poop.
Too late to suggest that 'scatalogical' is a shitty way of spelling 'scatological'.

7News - One Nation candidate speaks out - YouTube

Obviously she's a dingbat, but the channels belief in the necessity to explain to the audience why she's actually wrong is both hilarious and annoying as fuck.

(To be balanced, in Canada we've got these fucknuts: http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2013/08/07/john_bairds_defence_of_gay_rights_offensive_womens_group_says.html)

That's one dumb bitch. But it is Queensland (take note teenslain) home of the greatest number of mentals per square foot in the southern hemisphere.

Reminds me of the lunatic, Pauline Hanson, that spawned this...

Pauline Pantsdown - I Dont Like It - YouTube

^ The very same Pauline Hanson who tried moving to Britain after failing miserably at Australian politics, believing it to be a magical land of whiteness and "unadulterated" Anglo culture. After discovering there that 'the place was a bloody hotbed of flamin' forrins (paraphrased), she returned to the best place in the world to live, QLD.

A friend is going to melb for a wedding in feb and asked me for ideas for things to do in the week after. he's with his wife, has about five days and doesn't want to be too far from an airport to fly out from.

any ideas?

The penguins in the aquarium were cute.
Great Ocean Road drive and back can be done in a day.
Head up into the Dandenongs or Yarra Valley - lots of wineries, cafes, nice scenery, etc
Or just do what I do and pub crawl for 5 days (mmm http://www.mrsparmas.com.au/)

You should be ashamed of yourself recommending Mrs Palmers.

BRM, everywhere is miles from the airport... It's not a great setup.

As hippy says, the GOR is always recommended and its really nice and I love the Dandenongs too. Daylesford/Casltemain are ace little towns too. Great restaurants and markets.

My most recent favourite is St Andrews market. Little awesome hippy market, or out in Gippsland, the Kongwak market is gold too. Really small and quirky. I dig little country markets. Get a snag.

While on markets, feb is bang in night market season. Queen Vic and South Melbourne on Tuesday nights. Thursday at st Kilda. Booze and food and music. There is a great one at Abbotsford convent too apparently, though ive not been. These are certainties for dinner. I go most weeks.

Also, depending on the time of year, there are country 'picnic races'. Pack an esky and food and go watch the nags. It's a totally different feel to city races. So chilled and you can only bet on site, so it's less about the gambling than getting pissed in the sun.

So yeah, eat, drink, buy a seed pod hat, listen to tunes in bare feet.